The Penis: Desolation of Sperm

 

Slayin' since '83!

Slayin’ since ’83!

Seriously! More and more I wonder what’s wrong with some of you men! Women take a lot of flack for getting knocked up, but you men need to take responsibility for these unexpected journeys you keep going on.

You knock up these broads and they aren’t just your problem, they’re your family’s problem as well. Lord, I shall remain childless. I don’t need those kind of problems. Out there lurking like Gollum, “Gives it to us, we wants it! My precious!” Ain’t nothing precious in some of those dank holes!

Short and sweet, pay attention before you allow your little itty bitty hobbit to enter the lonely mountains and drill for gold ‘kay?!

Plan your journey carefully. Keep them magnums in your filthy little pocketses!

Nikks…out!

Kool Kat

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I was recently in Florida, where we laid to rest my amazing cousin. My cousin was not involved in any criminal activities. He was no dealer, he was no gangbanger. Not saying he was perfect, none of us are, he was simply human. He was an amazing son, brother, father, grandson, cousin, and husband, who was senselessly gunned down while sitting in his car. Kat was so much to so many people. Continue reading

Coming From Where I’m From: The Tram Stamp (…of Approval)

As always I’d like to start out by saying thank you to my contributor for dedicating time and energy to do this for me. I feel your pride in this one. I like your twist on the “assignment” and so I’m keeping it as is. Without further delay I invite you on my tour with Unknown Black Male (check him out, because he’s funny, witty, and I luv him!). You’ve sold me on this one and one day you’ll be referred to as Known Black Male! Enjoy everyone.

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Influence

Short and simple. I’m currently reading a book entitled “It’s All About The Moon When The Sun Ain’t Shining“, written by Ernest Hill. I read a few chapters last night before turning in and as I read a quote from the main character’s mama stood out to me. I began to question whether it was true.

“Like they say,” Mama said. “You know the parents…you know the child.”

This was the character Maurice’s mother, trying to explain to him that the young woman he refers to as his fiancée is just not good enough for him. Have you ever judged a man or woman based off his family’s history and behaviour? Or have you ever allowed your folks and/or friends to influence your decision regarding a partner because the person was from a less than “respectable” family?

Sound off! What are you thoughts on that quote? Agree or disagree? Talk to me!

Nikks :p

Desk of Rex: Jelly Balls

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If you’ve been reading my blog for the past few years, you’ll know my family has been blessed with the pleasure of raising this mischievous and loving child (pictured above) since she was 2 months old. She’s now 2 going on 20. Everyday she amazes and amuses my family and friends, so I thought I’d share every once in awhile a story from the Desk of Rex. Continue reading