The Penis: Desolation of Sperm


Slayin' since '83!

Slayin’ since ’83!

Seriously! More and more I wonder what’s wrong with some of you men! Women take a lot of flack for getting knocked up, but you men need to take responsibility for these unexpected journeys you keep going on.

You knock up these broads and they aren’t just your problem, they’re your family’s problem as well. Lord, I shall remain childless. I don’t need those kind of problems. Out there lurking like Gollum, “Gives it to us, we wants it! My precious!” Ain’t nothing precious in some of those dank holes!

Short and sweet, pay attention before you allow your little itty bitty hobbit to enter the lonely mountains and drill for gold ‘kay?!

Plan your journey carefully. Keep them magnums in your filthy little pocketses!


Kool Kat


I was recently in Florida, where we laid to rest my amazing cousin. My cousin was not involved in any criminal activities. He was no dealer, he was no gangbanger. Not saying he was perfect, none of us are, he was simply human. He was an amazing son, brother, father, grandson, cousin, and husband, who was senselessly gunned down while sitting in his car. Kat was so much to so many people. Continue reading

Coming From Where I’m From: The Tram Stamp (…of Approval)

As always I’d like to start out by saying thank you to my contributor for dedicating time and energy to do this for me. I feel your pride in this one. I like your twist on the “assignment” and so I’m keeping it as is. Without further delay I invite you on my tour with Unknown Black Male (check him out, because he’s funny, witty, and I luv him!). You’ve sold me on this one and one day you’ll be referred to as Known Black Male! Enjoy everyone.

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Kittens & Balls

Cancer isn’t just a thing that happens to old folks anymore. Younger and younger men and women are affected by this disastrous disease. The sooner you’re aware that something is wrong, the better your chances for effective treatment. My Blackberry popped up with my reminder that it’s that time of year, pap smear time! I do one annually and so should you ladies!

Gentle dudes, I’m also reminding you that your spaldings deserve more than a checkout from your lady friend(s). Get your equipment looked at by a medical professional. And to both genders, while you’re at it run your STD checks at the same time. Two birds, one stone!

Take care of your health. You only have one body and if something goes wrong with one thing, it could spell disaster for everything else. Don’t delay, call your family doctor or head into a health centre near you. It doesn’t take long, it doesn’t hurt. You might feel a little violated, but that’s a small price to pay for life. Oh and please make sure you’re clean, I read a sign in my doc’s office once, apparently there are some folks who don’t know any better! Wash up and go get looked at y’all!

Nikks :p

Unity & Peace


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I will forever continue to pray for my Black brother and my Black brothas! I feel for you. I hurt for you. I’m scared for you! I will forever fight for, cry out for, and demand your civil and human rights! I will do whatever I can, whenever I can, from wherever I am. This I promise you.