Get Your Lars On!

Lars And The Real Girl

I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Toys R Us kid!

Can’t Have It All

I walked into the gym today and in the row across from me, I see this attractive young lady. She has a few kids with her and she looks like a milf #pause. I give credit where it’s due. She’s thin, like society says she should be, blonde, blue eyes, nice looking lady. So she smiles and I smile back. I turn around to put my shoes on and grab my iPhone from my bag. I look up just as she bends over, OMG, she had the ugliest vagina I’ve ever seen in my life. Looked like it lost a round or two with Tyson. I guess some folks can’t have it all!

Nikks :p

You Are Everything!

In regards to Black men…