Excuse Me, Your Fetus Is Showing!

This PSA has been brought to you by the letter P for PLEASE & PREGNANCY! Pregnancy is a wonderful thing. In my opinion it’s one of the most miraculous things on the face of this earth. The birthing process, not so much, but the pregnancy itself is something I’m looking forward to one day. That being said, I wonder why some people make the whole thing look so horribly disgusting. Continue reading

Bruised But Not Broken

Sometimes the healing process is more painful than the initial injury.  I’m sure we’ve all gotten injured at one point or another, who makes it through life without a scar or two?  So you cut yourself, you fall down, you get hurt, but it starts to heal, you get that scab. Funny, we all know not to pick at it, it’s healing, leave it alone, but we’re human.  Something about the imperfection makes us touch it, scratch it, and pick at it.  What do we expect when we pick of a scab? Continue reading

Yours Truly Pt. VI: Love Is You

Hey Mama,

A lot of people don’t understand why I’m so very close to you.  I don’t even know if you know exactly how much I love and admire you. So many people out there love you, I remember when we were moving to Canada how many people in the community came to say goodbye.  I’ve never seen such an outpouring of love in all my life.  You are an incredibly special woman and you are loved. Continue reading

Live Long and Prosper

Usually when I get to the gym I’m traumatized and scared stiff of aging.  I see sagging boobs, grey hair in places I didn’t even imagine would become grey one day (can you dye your–nevermind).  Not to mention how violating it is to have little freaky kids stare at my boobage in a trance.  Yeah I see you little Britney.  Pervy.  Today my friends, today was a good day.  Not even the Herbert the Pervert guy could have deterred me.  I was happy.  Here’s why…
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