The Penis: Desolation of Sperm


Slayin' since '83!

Slayin’ since ’83!

Seriously! More and more I wonder what’s wrong with some of you men! Women take a lot of flack for getting knocked up, but you men need to take responsibility for these unexpected journeys you keep going on.

You knock up these broads and they aren’t just your problem, they’re your family’s problem as well. Lord, I shall remain childless. I don’t need those kind of problems. Out there lurking like Gollum, “Gives it to us, we wants it! My precious!” Ain’t nothing precious in some of those dank holes!

Short and sweet, pay attention before you allow your little itty bitty hobbit to enter the lonely mountains and drill for gold ‘kay?!

Plan your journey carefully. Keep them magnums in your filthy little pocketses!



In the News

Ms. Nikks:

Let’s do our part in finding this little one and bringing her home safely!

Originally posted on Enigma.. peace in words:


8-year-old Relisha Tenau Rudd went missing from southeast and D.C. Police looking for these 2 vehicles. There is a worry that she may be in need of medication…. Anyone with information is urged to contact the Metropolitan Police – Youth Investigations Division.

I’m disgusted, to say the least. How is it that last week, an Amber Alert was active all up and down the highway for just about 3 days in search of one little girl, but now, nothing?? It’s unacceptable that Relisha’s family isn’t getting the same efforts in finding her. Please help in getting her home.

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Kool Kat


I was recently in Florida, where we laid to rest my amazing cousin. My cousin was not involved in any criminal activities. He was no dealer, he was no gangbanger. Not saying he was perfect, none of us are, he was simply human. He was an amazing son, brother, father, grandson, cousin, and husband, who was senselessly gunned down while sitting in his car. Kat was so much to so many people. Continue reading


Holding On


Whew! I hope 2014 has been treating you all kindly, because it’s sure been a real bitch to me and mine! Jamaicans have this belief that  a leap year brings bad luck and now I believe it. 

We started off the year in Jamaica and it was almost ruined by some folks who aren’t even worth my time. Next came my mother’s screaming for me to come look at a news clip. Our former neighbour in Canada, who happens to be Jamaican, was out there in Jamaica and went missing. I couldn’t sleep all night. I was so scared for him and his family. And finally yesterday, the icing on the cake. The call no one ever wants to get. My poor Aunt lost her youngest son to gun violence in Florida. Guns don’t kill people right? Tell that to my aunt and every other mother who’s lost a child or children to guns. 

My spirit is so down. My heart aches for my family. We’re taking quite beating. It’s like we’re in never ending round with Mike Tyson and our hands are tied behind our backs. We can’t stop the blows. Well you know what, I’m tired of taking a beating and it’s time to fight back. So I’m going to do what I was taught to do, take it to the Lord in prayer. Some of you might scoff at that, but I have my beliefs and you have yours. 

Kat, my cousin, I love you more than words. We didn’t see each other often, but the love was still and is still there. We are first cousins. Our mothers are sisters. We share blood. I know you’re up there with our ancestors and they’re taking great care of you, I take great comfort in that. We’ll hold it down and keep your parents, brother, beautiful children, and your wife together. 

Everyone out there reading this, take the extra minute to call your family or friend. You just never know, you know? Wishing you all a really safe and prosperous new year. I hope the next time I post, I’ll have happier news.

I don’t feel defeated, I’m still holding on.



*** Sidenote ***

  • My former neighbour was found safe! 



Truth Be Told


Rapper/Actor Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino, recently caught the attention of the folks over at the Huffington Post for posting a series of “troubling” Instagram pics. Glover’s posts offered an intimate (not that kind of party) glance into his state of mind.

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